2005-01-23 - love
2004-11-26 - i'm flying high...
2004-10-21 - all the scary feelings and attentiveness
2004-04-07 - et cetera and all that shiz cause im sad
2003-11-02 - bruised elbows but for a good cause
2003-10-28 - mr. long shlong's got some competition
2003-10-25 - the Y'ler's battle...will it be a pretty sight?
2003-10-11 - piece out of pie/fish out of water
2003-10-05 - movie of the week? or soap opera stealth
2003-10-05 - tastes like licking an old, senile asian woman
2003-10-03 - bows in my hair? no...too girly
2003-10-01 - it's sad the things i'd do for an orange sweatshirt
2003-09-28 - tyler is for MY visual pleasure, got it?
2003-09-27 - quick wit escapes me when i play with cards
2003-09-26 - this title is longer than my entry
2003-09-23 - you make me nervous...hella hella nervous
2003-09-22 - how does one obtain a lobster costume?
2003-09-21 - if jewparents are illegal than so are weeds
2003-09-20 - i love him like a fat kid loves cake
2003-09-18 - gorgeous girlfriends and my relation
2003-09-16 - theory of tyler, cheese, and comic books
2003-09-15 - doing the wave-in a vovlo sedan
2003-09-13 - a kodak moment: fiona's feverish war cry
2003-09-12 - morbid thoughts and soap much more
2003-09-10 - my secret twin is a canadian manic-depressiant
2003-09-09 - hawaii five-oh no my NINJA turtles are on fire
2003-09-06 - a note for cj
2003-09-05 - reach out and touch someone(like tyler)
2003-09-03 - cheap red wine all over that sexay hair
2003-09-02 - it escaped from the steel cage in my basement
2003-08-31 - i feel like a leopard wants to eat me
2003-08-30 - hey metal mouth, pick up any good stations on that?
2003-08-29 - third stooge from the right needs some miracle-gro
2003-08-19 - excuse me, there's chicken hair in my soup
2003-08-17 - lizzie mcguire stepped in dog poo
2003-08-16 - there's dust in my keyboard
2003-08-14 - the holes in the fat
2003-08-13 - GRINDing my shoes in the dirt
2003-08-12 - nuns with guns and rush limba
2003-08-10 - deflated hopes, dreams...and matresses
2003-08-07 - the toadster likes to snack on low-fat urinal cakes
2003-08-05 - the farm animals love that star trek
2003-07-30 - i wouldn't say it three times fast
2003-07-29 - damn dirty prussians
2003-07-28 - on the road again...
2003-07-27 - words just mixed together.
2003-07-23 - like toenail sheers to your eyebrows
2003-07-21 - and their little dogs too
2003-07-20 - mexican bananas
2003-07-18 - and then they were gay...
2003-07-17 - tHeLmA and LoUiSe
2003-07-15 - abortion rights and stupidity
2003-07-09 - belated birthdays and my big brother
2003-07-07 - big chocolate covered cone.
2003-07-05 - fiRewOrKs
2003-07-02 - i saw josh!
2003-07-01 - i wanna be a supermodel
2003-06-30 - why must i?